p/s: Saya post sudah keputusan peraduan LIMA.LIMAPULUH
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MENUNGGANG hati yang lara ibarat GUNTING dalam lipatan, sungguh pedih dan memilukan. andai kata, kau di ada di depn mata tatkali ni, sudah lama KAKI ini di mukamu beserta PINGGAN mangkuk melayang dari dapur. namun aku tetap bersabar kerna POKOK pangkalnya, kau masih suamiku!
hmm. kelakar gile tengok korang MENUNGGANG terbalikkan ayat dan perkataan kat sini. cerita merepek pon takpe, janji boleh buat KAKI blog semua ketawa. aku bukan blogger, tapi seronok hari2 tadah PINGGAN jadi blogwalker. Blog anna ni memang la makanan harian aku. Kalau tak dapat baca blog rasanya hidup macam POKOK tak berbunga, rimbun tanpa seri nampak tak bermaya. Selamat buat cerpen semua, jangan GUNTING dan tampal ye ;)
Amanda,21. Dijumpai terperosok jauh ke hujung KAKI katilnya. Serpihan PINGGAN yang telah pecah, lebihan pizza semalam berserakan di bawah katilnya. Luka di tangan Amanda sekali pandang seakan ukiran sebatang POKOK. Sebelah tangannya tergenggam erat sebilah GUNTING kertas. Detektif Norman,28, cuba mengenal pasti raut wajah seorang lelaki yang sedang MENUNGGANG Amanda. Sama seperti gambar polaroid yang dijumpainya di atas katil, di dalam bilik Amanda.
I seorang mermaid. Bandar Atlantis ni memang cun. Tapi I jeles
jugak tengok dunia kat darat sebab:
1) Manusia semua rambut cantik. How to GUNTING rambut kat sini? Tak der Hairkunst, Crimpers, Monsoon ID, mamak barber pun takder!
2) Korang boleh MENUNGGANG kuda. We cannot. Kat dunia air ni
hanya ada kuda laut. I try duduk atas dorang. Terus penyek. Bila I dengar lagu Too Phat “Kuda ku lari gagah berani”, I stress. Kat sini hanya boleh nyanyi “Kuda lautku berenang alahai comelnya”.
3) I try berlakon cerita Hindustan hari tu. Kuch Kuch Mermaid
Hai! Tak best langsung. Macam mana nak menari dan menyanyi kat keliling POKOK? Where got pokok wan dalam air. Mak down
a bit.
4) Kitarang semua KAKI bangku sebab tak tahu main bola. Eh
sebenarnya kami tak tahu main bola bukan sebab kaki bangku, kami tak main bola sebab tak berkaki je sebenarnya. Kami hanya pandai main bola sua.. oh nevermind.
Well, walaupun begitu, at least kami tak perlu basuh PINGGAN lepas makan. :D
Ah San: hey macha! lain kali la GUNTING itu bil. ini PINGGAN kasi clear dulu ma.
Maple: manyak sory bos! amma appa you punya KAKI berdarah apa pasai?
Ah San: ini macam. wa tali MENUNGGANG itu moto. cilak*k. shakali itu POKOK tiba-tiba goyang.
Maple: ayoyo sebab goyang pon boleh darah ini macam kah?
Ah San: wa tatau. you pigi tanya itu lagu ma. itu halama. tanya sama pokok...apa sebab goyang...bla...bla...blaaa...
Maple: ?!@$%
Apokobondo eh jang?Anda akan diberi 5 perkataan. Menggunakan kesemua perkataan yang diberi, anda harus menghasilkan sebuah cerita pendek. Untuk peraduan pertama ini, perkataan yang perlu digunakan dalam cerita anda ialah:1. MENUNGGANG2. GUNTING3. PINGGAN4. POKOK5. KAKISyarat penyertaan?- Kongsi hasil nukilan anda sebagai komen di dalam entri ini- Boleh diposkan juga di dalam blog anda jika ada
- Kelima-lima perkataan yang diberi wajib digunakan- Tidak perlu mengikut susunan perkataan yang diberi- Perkataan yang diberi harus menggunakan HURUF BESAR agar mudah dilihat- Sebarang imbuhan tidak boleh ditambah pada perkataan yang diberi- Setiap perkataan boleh diulangi jika perlu- Nukilan tidak perlu formal, bahasa pasar boleh digunakan- Jangan hasilkan novel, pendek sudah. Lagi pendek lagi bagus- Hanya satu penyertaan diterima
Cara pemenang dipilih?- Saya akan memilih pemenang antara 5 nukilan yang menerima paling banyak like- Undian bermula sebaik sahaja nukilan dihantar. Oleh itu peluang lebih baik untuk penyertaan yang awal- Walaubagaimanapun, 3 hari akan diberi selepas tarikh tutup penyertaan untuk membuka ruang bagi mendapatkan like- Keputusan pemenang akan dimaklumkan melalui entri khas beberapa hari selepas undian ditutup
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Tapi bukan untuk blog ni lah. Untuk blog foto sueannajoe.blogspot.com. Masa dapat panggilan di hari Ahad yang lepas, very the terkejut one, yelah, like biar betik kan. Ahh sungguh enak betik ini dong. Alhamdulillah. Rejeki. Kena calon pon dah tercukup terharu. Pulak tu sebagai salah satu dari 5 fnalist. Pulak tu, yang mewakili Malaysia untuk kategori ini. PLEASE TAKE NOTE: Thanks to the comment by 'Young fan' in this entry "Be careful of what you type, you are giving ideas to your young fans who are trying to find ways to skip school that are hazardous to their health"
DO NOT, DO NOT AT ALL ATTEMPT WHAT I DID. Swallowing down that much Panadol COULD HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF KILLED. I was stupid. VERY STUPID. I am lucky to come out alive. I was in the hospital for a whole week. Which totally messed up my appetite for a long while before I got back to normal. I'm sharing my story not to give ideas, but just to share my history which I regret doing. Skipping school is bad enough, hurting yourself is not the solution. It only makes things worse. I assume my readers are smart enough not to be misguided by my bad choices in life.
BASIC ENTREPRENEURSHIPYang ni boleh tahan, sebab semua assignment adalah group work. Jadi dapatlah submit semua assignment, walaupun yang last tu lewat gila, sib baik lecturer baik hati terima lagi. Subjek ni buat lawatan ke Cameron Highlands pulop tu. Ailaik.
These are my best buddies from KLIUC. Marina yang tepi, Nasya and me opkos. Sangat bersyukur dapat kawan macam ni, memang masyuk gila-gila. Despite perbezaan umur ketiga-tiga. Saya yang paling muda *batuk*. Gambar masa pi lawatan ke Cameron Highlands. Nanti KALAU rajin, saya post gambar lain masa kat sana. Okay subjek berikutnya.
PROFESSIONAL PRACTICES & ETHICAL ISSUES IN ADVERTISINGSecara pendeknya kami panggil Advertising Ethics. Subjek ni SATU sahaja assignment yang sempat submit. Lagi lima, tak. Ntahla, walhal takdalah susah mana, tapi perangai/penyakit lama kembali, jadi blur dan sangat-sangat blank tak tau nak buat apa walaupun tengok contoh yang member buat. This is the same problem I have been having, bila tang assignment je jadi macam ni.RADIO ADVERTISINGYang ni group assignment je hantar, group skali ngan depa ni Marina & Nasya. Kena buat satu sample radio advert. Assignment individual satu pon tak hantar. Apa masalah? Same problem, Blur Bin Blank.PENGAJIAN ISLAMNi Alhamdulillah okay, presentation buat, assignment hantar, itupun dengan bantuan si suami. Kalau Pitt tak tolong, rasanya tak terhantar jugak. Thank you sayang. Tapi, satu kuiz Anna tak pi buat. So hilang 10 markah kat situ untuk carry marks.CRITICAL READING SKILLS
Okay yang ni memang critical. Satu assignment pon tak submit, dan hanya buat satu kuiz, dan, final exam tak pergi pon. Dalam hati memang subjek ni dah give up dan rancang untuk repeat. Memang keputusan yang tak patut, tapi in my situation, rasa tertekan yang amat sangat, rasa memang cannot go. Walhal Anna dah jumpa pon lecturer ni bagitau problem, dapatlah extension, tapi last-last tak dapat buat jugak. Memang otak tak berjalan langsung. Stress yang amat.Ada tulis tentang subjek ni dalam entri "Forced to read" dan "Tak Cukup Asah"HUMAN COMMUNICATIONOne of my favorite subjects. Unfortunately, my mind wasn't quite there this sem. Jadi carry mark pon tak seberapa, mostly because satu assignment tak submit, dan tak score untuk kuiz. Study pon tak berapa nak masuk. Tapi yang bestnya, boleh pulak dapat highest tuk individual presentation. Haha, group presentation ngan Marina & Nasya pon dapat highest. Tang presentation memang ailaik. Bila buat assignment tu yang serius terple'ot.
"Life. This road is a slippery one. I keep on slipping off it. It hurts each time I fall. I bleed, I bruise, I heal, I've scars. But I never really do learn from it. I need better soles to have a better grip because one day I just might slip, fall down, bump my head, and never get up again."
Q: What else does my cat get when boarded at your boarding centre?Haih. This is just so heartbreaking, dah tak tau nak kata apa. Tengok gambar ish, yang kurus keding, and the photos of the baby kittens yang mati, ish sedih weh. How can the owners let this happen? And what the hell were they thinking? Ingat orang tak akan find out ke? I heard 16 cats died.. :(((
Your cat will be monitored by our dedicated and experienced staff 24 hours per day. So you can have our assurance that your cat is always around us as your assigned caretaker. Our boarding centre is also equipped with surveillance camera for additional security purposes. We also have 3 units of air purifier installed for additional air circulation and to kill germs and bacteria and we are using germicidal bulbs for double protection to kill viruses.
- Where's the recording from the surveillance camera? Bak la kasi tengok. To kill germs and bacteria? THREE air purifiers, germicidal bulbs, double protection to kill viruses??? How about staying there 24 hours like you said and not have any of the pets under your care not killed!! Letak 100 air purifier, kalau tinggal takda makan minum pon tak guna la bodohhhhh.
Q: What is your opening hour?
Our center operates 24/7 and we accept customers for admission or collection from 11AM until 8PM daily.
- Then why were the shutters down, why did the people have to 'pecah masuk' if it's opened 24/7? Check out video below if you haven't:
Q: What will happen with the uncollected cats?
We are very serious when it comes to abandonment cases. If it happens that you refuse to collect your cat two weeks after the agreed end date of boarding service agreement and no contact has been received from you, we will send the cat to your home address. If you refuse to accept, we shall reserve the right with any applicable law to seek for legal advice for further actions. Please keep in mind that we STRONGLY DISAGREE with this irresponsible act and you will be held liable for any legal costs that might be imposed to you.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah right. Who are you to talk about being irresponsible?
OUR GOOD CARE
The caretaker is always around
Why leaving your cat in a boarding cattery whose owner spends the holiday too? We spend the holiday with your cat. With us, your cat will never be left unattended, Guaranteed!
Photo from his FB. Female cat. Katanya mata dia sakit sebelah, so he's gonna bring her to the vet tomorrow. Terima kasih dude, kau dahla talented, baik hati pulak tu. Ingat dah tak mampu nak kagum lagi. Huh, bangga mokcik.
I'm sure that resigning from his CEO position was the last thing he wanted to do, but he must be seriously ill to let go of his position. But as he says, 'that day has come', and being as smart as he is, I'm sure that's the wisest choice he could have made. He should be happy with his decision, so should we. Wish you well Steve Jobs, and thanks for the Apple!To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community:
I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come.
I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee.
As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.
I believe Apple’s brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.
I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.
Steve